Fortnite’s Booty Battle Royale: Fans Demand Respect for Solid Snake’s Backside!

Respectfully, what the hell is going on in Fortnite? Lately, the game has had an interesting few months, with its latest season bringing back old content, such as maps and weapons, dubbed the OG Season. But now that Fortnite’s latest season has arrived, a whole new cast of characters has come into play, including the legendary hero, Solid Snake. Despite how epic this is, there is one significant flaw, where on earth is this man’s ass?

Over the years, Solid Snake has not only been known as being one of gaming’s most iconic characters starring in the Metal Gear Solid series and appearing in games like Super Smash Bros but he has also been known to be dummy thicc (junk in his trunk). If Epic Games intends on bringing the Snake with the cake into a world where children discover the character for the first time, then they best make sure the clap of his ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.