Pumpkin Spice Booty Wipes Are Here

Pumpkin Spice booty wipes are real, and they are here!

Fall is around the corner, and the iconic Pumpkin Spice Latte hit Starbucks last week. But this might be even more exciting.

Another Orifice Can Enjoy Pumpkin Spice

Pumpkin spice booty wipes are now a real thing, and NO, I’m not kidding. Yes, now another orifice can enjoy those wonderful fall flavors, and smells.

The company Dude Wipes is making them, and they are calling them – wait for it – “DUMP-kin Spice” wipes. (Here’s a photo, if you need it)

According to the product description on Amazon, The Dumpkin Spice Dude Wipes are made to “keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents.” It goes on to say a lot more – but I’ll leave it at that.

Where You Can Buy Dumpkin Spice Wipes:

They posted a picture on Twitter of a pumpkin with the carved out date is when they officially drop the wipes. But as you can see, you can already buy them on Amazon.

This is actually something Dude Wipes joked about doing a few years back. They even posted a fake photo of pumpkin spice booty wipes in 2019. I guess corporate decided the world was finally ready for the real deal.

Real Pumpkin Spice Products On The Market:

There are already some interesting PS products out there:

Hefty makes cinnamon pumpkin spice trash bags, which I bought last year. They smelled really good! There are pumpkin spice Pringles, Pumpkin spice Peeps, Spam, Goldfish, and pumpkin spice deodorant, and of course – toilet paper.

It’s a great aroma full of nostalgia, and love – but has it gotten out of hand? Pumpkin spice lovers would probably say, “no.”

Here are some other million dollar pumpkin spice ideas I expect will come in the next few years, and I fully expect commission off of!

Pumpkin Spice-a-roni.
“Vanderpumpkin Spice Rules”
Pumpkin Spice Girls (that one just works)
Pumpkin Spice-zoil Motor Oil
“Pumpkin Spice-enheimer”
Pumpkin Spice GPT
Pumpkin Spice Barbie
Pumpkin Spice BMW (so everyone dislikes you a little less, when you inevitably cut them off)